doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

(Source: tinkerxbellx)

Wizarding Logic

Sirius: Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?
Hagrid: No, Dumbledore says you can't.
Sirius: But, legally, I-
Hagrid: No.
Aurors: Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.
Sirius: But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-
Aurors: No.
Sirius: Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.
Aurors: Dumbledore says you did it.
Sirius: But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.
Aurors: You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.

sherlocksprayers:

judge a person by who they want on the iron throne

beforeaaronseyes:

When people say size doesn’t matter of course size matters, no one wants a small pizza.