my mom said my first word was “no” and I am making it my life mission to make sure my last words are “still no”
the only difference between being a kid and being an adult is now i can watch cartoons at full volume in the middle of the night instead of having to keep it rly low and hoping my parents don’t hear
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
When you meet someone who is in the same fandom as you, but you are way more enthusiastic about it than they are