nahshaw:

my mom said my first word was “no” and I am making it my life mission to make sure my last words are “still no”

primadonialls:

the only difference between being a kid and being an adult is now i can watch cartoons at full volume in the middle of the night instead of having to keep it rly low and hoping my parents don’t hear

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

christyleighstewart:

When you meet someone who is in the same fandom as you, but you are way more enthusiastic about it than they are